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A sporty car made by a unreliable manufacture that goes by the name of Ford. The mustangs best years were its earliest, and ever since then the model went down the shit hole. the only way a mustang stands a chance against anything is if it doesn't break down before it reaches the starting line. many mustang owners brag about how they can waste fuel economy cars such as the civic. in reality in an endurance race the mustang is left standing, and most imported cars with a couple of modifications to free breathing and exhaust would leave a mustang for dead in a twisty circuit, because muscle cars are designed to go in a straight line. all in all, for some it's still worth arguing, but when you get a grip on reality and realize that Ford makes both the mustang, and the Focus, all hope is lost.
A. Hey look at that mustang!
B. Where?
A. On the side of the road where else?
B. Yea I guess. It's also sporting a lovely cloud of smoke pouring out of the hood.
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pathetic american car that has lost it's taste. many compasre this iron-box to the honda civic but they dont relize that they are actually in two different categories.
1.Struggling Sports Car
A. Ford Mustang
2.Family Economy Car
A. Honda Civic Sedan
now theres no need, compare a mustang to a nsx while ur at it, and dont say, oh its way more expensive than a mustang, because some of you are doin excatly that to the civic.
My mustang has 5 litres while ur civic only has 1.6! and i have to go fill up three times more than you! HAHAHAHA
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A piece of shit so called muscle car that everyone and their brother owns.
Your everyday generic joefuck owns one of these.
Otherwise known as a MOUSESTANG.
I wish I wasn't a faggot, Then I could possibly own something like a Camaro, Firebird, or GTO.
Wow, You have a mustang?!?! ME TOO!!!!!
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A car driven to make up for the microscopic thing in your pants.
omg i drive a mustang keekeke lemme go take on a 4 cylinder civic to make myself feel big
*Thinks to himself* those guys with the camaro's and gto's are too fast for me...I prefer racing something totaly out of my class...omg was that guy in the z28 laughing at me!?
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1. Best selling sports car in America.
2. Car that attracts lots of female attention due to its great styling and lack of similarity to the Camaro, aka Mullet-Mobile.
Damn man, you fucked another girl in your Mustang?!
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a car that is much nicer lookin' than all gm products, that explains why all camero drivers like to pick in it ;-))
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An America Muscle car in all aspects, the Ford mustang is considered by many to be the greatest muscle car/ tuner ever. Not only does my 1988 Mustang obliterate any jap car it hooks up with in it's nearly stock form, but it also has a long burn list including the following
-recently a 2006 Chevrolet Corvette C6(man did he look silly)
-Porches(little fags in the 911 stopped smiling when I stomped on it)
-Grand Am GTPs
-Formula Firebirds
-IROC Camaros
-Trans Ams
-Mercedeses(Sl300-400 and I AMG that killed a shift)
-Dozens of Honda's(they flock like flies on crap when the exhaust rumbles)
-SAABS
-Scions
-Nissans
-Toyotas
-And a long list of other applicable vehicles and brand names not worthy enough to mention
Basically, anything else takes it up the tail pipe!
(with the exception of few)
My Mustang has more kills than Hitler
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