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I locked my dog in

You settled something, and are no longer stressed.

Kelli: Hey I know you been stressin, how you feelin' 'bout tonight's shoot Chris?
Chris: I locked my dog in, bro!

by TheCatAteMyShoes April 20, 2024


unhots my dog

Like harshesn Mello or kills my vibe

You know what really unhots my dog? How much Ivonne keeps complaining about people using metaphors in a sentence. Like chill dude

by jay the emperor December 31, 2022


Take my dog to the groomers

This phrase is code for sex

-“Hey Sam will you take my dog to the groomers for me”
“Hell yeah I’ll be over after work to take care of that”

by GettingLaid6969 March 7, 2019


My dog died

What a man says to the boys after having sexual intercourse with a woman

Hey Mr.Sudussy my dog died last night

by BigPappyTayTay November 3, 2022

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My dog

You

You are my dog. Now shit! I mean sit!

by Black people are funny (sike) September 13, 2022


my dogs

beautiful feet

your my dogs are so easy to lick!

by fisher the fish September 28, 2022


my dog

My canine

I walked my dog.

by Blobberta Tomato April 9, 2023