Filming my Dog

A phrase used to cover up anything that is being done with a mobile phone camera. I not always nefarious but usually is.

"what are you doing"
"oh nothing just filming my dog"

I like my dog

When someone is board and searchers it up.
Or
Someone who likes their dog/dogs and types it.

I like my dog.
Not to complicated to understand.

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I forgot to water my dog

You tried to make an excuse to why you can’t go while you are laying on your bed doing nothing. You got a little confused and mixed “I forgot to water my plant” and “I forgot to walk my dog”together, or maybe you just tried to be funny. Happens only over text.

Lisa: “Do you want to come over”
Bryan: “No, I am busy”
Lisa: “with what”
Bryan: “I forgot to water my dog”

My Dog did it

It is a classic example of when you blame your dog on something. Anything really.

I didn't eat my homework, my dog did it

My dog died

What a man says to the boys after having sexual intercourse with a woman

Hey Mr.Sudussy my dog died last night

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my dog your cat

A light way of saying you want fuck a sensitive millennial girl without crossing her slut boundaries

Your tits are hot, omg I wanna play, my dog your cat.

My dog

You

You are my dog. Now shit! I mean sit!