Nasty, My Dog Wouldn't Eat That

usually spoken in a British accent, preferably essex, Nasty, my dog wouldn't eat that is an exclamation of disgust used when

1.the food served looks particularly unappetizing
2.some hypebeast comes to school thinking they look good but they really aren't
3. When you come in contact with (step in, touch by accident) a dirty substance such as mud.

When saying this phrase, it is key to blast in at the top of your lungs so everybody from New England to merry olde England can hear you.

Person 1: "Eww, are we having day old Mac & Cheese for lunch? Gross.
Person 2: (at maximum volume) "Nasty, My Dog Wouldn't Eat that!"

My Dog did it

It is a classic example of when you blame your dog on something. Anything really.

I didn't eat my homework, my dog did it

I forgot to water my dog

You tried to make an excuse to why you can’t go while you are laying on your bed doing nothing. You got a little confused and mixed “I forgot to water my plant” and “I forgot to walk my dog”together, or maybe you just tried to be funny. Happens only over text.

Lisa: “Do you want to come over”
Bryan: “No, I am busy”
Lisa: “with what”
Bryan: “I forgot to water my dog”

your dog is not my dog

It’s basically your business is not my business

I would care but your dog is not my dog

Filming my Dog

A phrase used to cover up anything that is being done with a mobile phone camera. I not always nefarious but usually is.

"what are you doing"
"oh nothing just filming my dog"

I like my dog

When someone is board and searchers it up.
Or
Someone who likes their dog/dogs and types it.

I like my dog.
Not to complicated to understand.

I ate my dog’s shit and I liked it

ok

i ate my dog’s shit and I liked it
it’s hairy