my eyes are bleeding

when you see something that is so horrible, like gacha heat.

person1: Hey person2 look at this video!

person2: what the fuck is this

person1: my hot Roblox girlfriend!

person2: my eyes are bleeding

My eyes are up here

It means like if you were staring at someone’s body (specifically their private parts), they would say 'my eyes are up here' so that you look into their eyes while speaking. And its common sense to listen to them and stare directly into their soul /hj

B: *Ogling A’s breasts*

A: Excuse me, my eyes are up here.

B: Oh, sorry!

prawl my eyes out

When ur so done with shit that u wanna take ur eyes out

I'm so bored I'm gonna prawl my eyes out

Crap In My Eye

When an eyelash or dirt gets in the sides of you're eye.

"Ah!" yelled Jerry.
"What's Wrong?" said Sam.
"I just got some crap in my eye," Jerry replied.

I can’t see when my eyes are closed

A rare illness were when your eyes are closed you can’t see

Yo dude I can’t see when my eyes are closed

lose hearing in my left eye

funny way to describe the fact you’re missing something or someone for an extended period of time.

“omg i miss you sm, im starting to lose hearing in my left eye”

Earache My Eye

KoRn’s best cover song

Originally preformed by Cheech, Chong, and Alice Bowie. This song is the secret track on “Follow The Leader”

Ben: dude did you hear the secret track on Follow The Leader?

Jack: yea Earache my eye