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Wonderful, funny, lovable and entertaining. A being of total perfection. Peolpe who met her will never forget Mylee- she will remain in their thoughts and dreams forever.
She is wearing her heart on the sleeve, she is crazy and emotional. Some might call her unstable, i call it perfection. She's the girl that is always surrounded by caring people, she is the girl that makes a whole room light up with her smile, she is the kind of girl that calls you at 6 in the morning just to tell you she loves you, she is the girl that makes you feel better even on the worst day, she is the girl with the infectious laugh and she is also the stunning girl that amazes you with her beauty everytime you get to see her. Having an Mylee is the most memorable experience a person can ever make. Anyone who has lost Mylee knows that there is a huge piece of life missing that can not be replaced by anyone else.
guys friends: who is that girl you are with?
guy: Mylee Moyher, the love of my life
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The act of being kicked in the teeth, while your lover caresses your knee caps and runs for mayor.
Adam got kicked in the teeth by Obama, his girlfriend, while she was rubbing his knee and giving a campaign speech. Adam recieved the 'Myles Flood.'
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An absolute dreamboat. The total package. A sexy male model who is at this moment ranked the #11 male model in the world. He started out with some incredible Calvin Klein campaigns & is the face of the CK fragrance Euphoria. He's also musically gifted. Did I mention that he's absolutely drop-dead gorgeous? To top it all off, he's headed to SMU on a football scholarship.
Person1: "Look at that hunk!"
Person2: "You mean that gorgeous boy who also happens to be an amazing football player too?"
Person1: "Yeah...he's going to be the next Myles Crosby."
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To have a buddy start a conversation with a woman for you, putting you on the spot, and you fucking it up and being shot down.
Guy One: (To a random girl) Hey come here for a second.
Girl: Yes?
Guy Two: I just wanted to let you know that your looking gorgeous today....
Girl: (giving a "get away from me look") Ok?
Girl walks away.
Guy Three: (to Guy Two) Dude that was like Pulling A Myles.
Is extremely straight and likes no men in a sexual manner has a massive cock he is very strong and manly and is the best in bed he also is extremely hot but warning when you hug him expect a little nibbling on your earlobes
how long did Myles Anderson last?
8 hours :(
Tall, Sexy, has massive cock. funny and good at partys
Myles Walsh was 8 Inches inside of me.