The opposite of a New York minute. When a game minute takes like, ten minutes and only two plays were made.
20 real minutes= 1 NFL minute
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A charity set up by the National Football League to support The Foundation of Unproven Talent and the continued financial security of The Useless Has-Beens.
"Yo man we got da top rated quater-back in da NFL Draft!"
"You trippin? Who?"
"Ryan Leaf dogg!"
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When you're having anal sex with your woman and you pull your fudge covered member out, and with two fingers, swab a sample of mud from your upright, then apply a smear under each of your lovers eyes, resembling that, of a football player. Then tackle or push her down a flight of stairs, usually resulting in a delay of game.
On Sunday nights my wife requests an NFL Blitz (and an ice-pak) SKEET SKEET
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A bunch of chodes who want the patriots to get another ring
These NFL refs are so bad and of course its my favorite team versus the patriots.
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NFL chat is a chat used by NFL fans, It is filled with "sus comments" and Stupid packers fans.
You seen mikey from NFL chat? man, I hate packers fans.
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an extremely thin mustache. Eleven hairs on each side.
Joe has an nfl mustache. Eleven hairs on each side.
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When a member of the National Forensics League creeps on another members points on nflonline.org to determine how worthy of a debater they are.
"Hey were hitting 23MQ this next round"
"Uh oh, I was NFL point creepin on both of them last week, they each have almost 2,000 points."
"Oh shit man were screwed."
NFL point creepin
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