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When ones nad(s) become a bit red (usually through excessive itching/scratching) and commonly causes the sufferer to have to give them a good scratch with the intention of relieving the irritability.
However, this can have a snowball effect as scratching causes more redness, causing more irritability, causing more scratching.
Excessive scratching/attempts to relieve the annoyance (and ocassional pain) can cause the sensitive skin around the area to crack.
Causes:
Many - STI, regrowing pubic hair, ants in yer pants, coarse pubic hair, uncomfortable underwear, woolly underwear, another person playing with your genitals (hopefully a girl).
Course of action:
Brief, gentle scratching of the area can relieve symptoms.
However persistent nad rash may need one to seek medical advice.
N.B. there is a female equivalent but most females are either too polite and "lady-like" to let everyone know about it, or relieve themselves with a good scratch. Females will generally wait until they are alone, in the company of those who they are comfortable with, grin and bare the irritability until such a point when eveyone has left, or make an excuse and proceed rapidly and uncomfortably to the nearest restroom
(a common female nad rash gait has been noticed by scientists and can be subtly picked up by those with a sensitive eye)
Male:
Sorry my hands are so warm Mr President. I've had nad rash for days now and i just had to releive the pain.
#1:
Will you please excuse me for one moment. I'm just going to freshen up in the ladies room
#2: Bet she's got nad rash
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male ejaculate; aka man batter.
From: Gonad Sap (sap being the liquid found in wood....)
I left a trail of 'nad sap spilling over her pillowy arse.
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a word of a device used in stroker and hoop
he even stole my invention rad nads
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a word describing pot made by three dumbass kids in a small town. they spelled ther friends name backwards. wen people ask u "what is nad-roj and y do u do it so much" u say its water sports.
Lets do some nad-roj!
Im seeing stuff from all this nad-roj
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the wall of pillows put up between between two straight men forced to sleep in the same be so that physical contact is impossible
Harry: crap dude we have to share a bed?!?
John: eh i guess it's cool. We'll just have to put up a nad rail.
When a guy's jeans are way too tight. Creates major ball-ache. Some girls find it really sexy, some just gag. Three variants. Sometimes the nads hang with the bone, sometimes they find their own leg. When they split the difference it gives the impression of soft buck teeth.
Shit, Conrad's got major toe-nad. Hey Con. need an aspirin?