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The art of shoving your hand in a woman's hole like fishing for catfish while talking with a northern accent and drawing cat whiskers on her face
She was curious about noodling, and me being from Boston, i gave her the Nantucket Noodler.
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During intercourse, with your girl on her back when the moment of orgasm is reached you quickly pull out, stand up, and drop your globs of spluge all over her.(watch out for the ceiling fan)
Dude. I was banging my wife and she was being all romantic when i gave her the nantucket oyster drop. must have been a half bushel.
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There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose wife was as loose as a bucket
He thought as he hit it
It sure looked like Brisket
And he'd get more sensation to fist it.
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you bang a fat girl while she's in bondage. Then you let her go after a week and ride her ass as she crawl the refrigerator for food.
Person 1: Where you the last week?
Person 2: I took a real huge porker on a nantucket sleigh-ride last night.
Person 1: Was it the best time of your life?
Person 2: Absolutely.
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Get at the top of the stairs, your partner (preferably female) is on hands and knees. You then start anal sex, then hit her upside the head to knock her out. After she is knocked out, you ride her down the stairs while having anal sex.
I have a head/butt ache after that Nantucket sleigh ride
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how'd you like some of my Nantucket Narcolepsy Rod?
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When you're on a sled hitting yo girl from behind and you slip it in the wrong hole and she try to pull out but you hold on and she pull you like you're on a dog sled
My girl gave me a Nantucket Sleigh Ride last night unexpectedly when I accidentally slipped ma dick in her fart box
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