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Probably the gayest motorsport ever made. Based on shitty cars such as a Dodge Intrepid, Ford taurus, or a chevy Monte Carlo that are commonly found in rental car parking lots. The race cars weigh 3000 pounds and (500 pounds are from sponsor decals)as opposed to an F1 car that weighs close to 1000 pounds. I will admit that nascar does require some athletic and driving talent (you need strength due to no power steering and brakes and the lateral G's do take a toll on one's body, the cockpit can reach 140 degrees so when you add all that fire proof cloths and 3 hours in the car you can lose almost 5 pounds in water) but no where near that of WRC, F1, IRL,CART or ALMS. This sport is backed by ignorant rednecks that won't bother to discover the true excitement that other motorsports have to offer.

FUCK NASCAR!!! watch WRC, IRL, F1, or ALMS that have real cars and real talented drivers.

by Gatman August 8, 2006

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NASCAR

A league of 'stock car' racing, more popular to hillfolk and rednecks. NASCAR vehicles are modified to the point of not even looking like cars. most NASCARS are pretty ugly too with all those colors...yehhck. dont ever give a Hotwheels NASCAR to a baby, they might mistakee it for candy.

Nascar racing requires almost no skill.
if you want real racing, try Le Mans. Corvette, Aston Martin, Porsche, McLaren, Mercedes, Panaz, Viper... on mixed terrain tracks, with more than 1 turn, high speeds, and much cooler cars.

a Corvette C6.R or Mercedes Sauber C9 can chew up and crap out 10 NASCAR vehicles at once

by TigPuff June 29, 2009

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NASCAR

Not a sport, but a league that sanctions stock car racing in the United States, Mexico and Canada. Stands for "National Association of Stock Car Auto Racing".

The league has its roots in the Prohibtion era when moonshiners would soup up their cars to outrun the police in the Southeastern United States. After prohibiton was repealed, these former moonshiners began racing each other in their souped up cars. In 1948, they founded the National Association of Stock Car Auto Racing (NASCAR) because they were tired of scrupulous promoters who kept ropping off fans and drivers. After a period of growth from the league's founding to the 1980s, the league began to grow outside the Southeastern United States thanks in part to TV ratings and a driver by the name of Jeff Gordon as well as legend Dale Earnhardt. However, the league took a huge blow when Earnhardt was killed in stock car racing's premeir event, the Daytona 500 in 2001. Today, the lauge is one of the more popular sports leagues in the United States and is beginning to grow fanbases in other countries.

The league has three major series and several regional series. The main three are the Camping World Truck Series (Formerly Craftsman Truck) which, as the name says, races pick-up trucks. The second is the Nationwide Series, which is the secondary series in NASCAR. The third is the Sprint Cup, which is the league's premeir divison, and where you'll see some of the best auto racers in the world. As stated prviously, the league also has two Canadian and Mexican series, which are the Canadian Tire Series and the Corona Series, respectively.

The league sanctions stock car racing. "Stock" cars are a type of race car that resembles a street car, hence the term "stock", compared to Indy and Formula 1 cars, which are open-wheeled racers. The four body types are: Chevrolet Impala, Ford Fusion, Dodge Charger and Toyota Camry.

One of the main (and stupid) criticisms of NASCAR is that it is not a sport. In a sense, this is correct. It is a league, a sanctioning body, like FIA. Stock car racing is the sport it sanctions. Saying that NASCAR is not a sport is silly. If you say that, then you will have to say that auto racing is not a sport, either. NASCAR racing involves strategy, including when to make a pit stop, which groove to take on the track and how to manage fuel and tires. Also, as some people have said on UD, going 3 g's in these cars takes a major toll on a person's body. The drivers are some of the most athletic people around.

Another dumb criticism is that it is "boring". It is almost a guarantee that anyone who says this has most likely never been to a race live and has only seen it on TV. Being at a NASCAR-sanctioned event is one of the most thrilling moments in anyone's life. You have not lived until you see a train of 43 cars roar past you either when the green flag waves or when they're simply passing by. TV just does not capture the excitement of being at a live race.

A legitimate criticism, however, is that there are too many oval races, which is somewhat valid. NASCAR does need to add more road course races to the Sprint Cup schedule. While the oval tracks range from 1/2-mile short tracks to 2 1/2-mile "superspeedways", road courses will liven the series up.

Another silly criticism of NASCAR is that it is only for rednecks. In reality, NASCAR has expanded outside its birthplace, the American Southeast, to areas around the United States, while at the same time remaining true to its roots. At the same time, the sport's fanbase has grown, as well. The fanbase is now diverse and includes people in Los Angeles, New York, Chicago, Canada, Mexico and even among whites, blacks, Latinos and Asians. There are also NASCAR fans in Europe. They're just not as known. Many people who do not identify as rednecks will tell you that they are proud NASCAR fans. In fact, the are driver in NASCAr who were born outside the United States, Juan Pablo Montoya being one example.

While this definition is a good defense of NASCAR, it is not perfect and one should simply look at the league's strengths before making a swift and foolish judgement. Anyone who wants to know more should go http://www.nascar.com or http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NASCAR

Only idiots who have never been to a race hate NASCAR. They really need to look into it more to rally see how good stock car racing is. It's better than formula 1, that's for sure!

by BigD87 April 1, 2009

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NASCAR

1) The Great American Billboard Race
2) An event in which otherwise skilled drivers fail to display the true extent of their abilities

1) My 'Home Depot' beat your 'Best Buy'!
2) Yeah, I'm sure it's hard, but would a right turn every now and then hurt that much?

by Tha Pyngwyn November 3, 2004

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nascar

Acronym for National Association of Stock Car Auto Racing. Started really with the shiners from the 20's and 30's and progressed into the large and popular sport it is today. Though the cars they race are not really stock at all, certain shapes, like hood, doors and trunk are taken from their stock counter-parts. There are many forms, such as
Nextel Cup(formerly winston)
Busch Grand National
Craftsman Truck Series
Arca
Goody's
Legends
And God knows what else, it is a very diverse sport, great for everyone to watch and enjoy.

chevyman-Dude, If Earnhardt were back out there, he's be beatin' the shit outta Gordon.

by don July 11, 2005

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NASCAR

Unlike most on here think, NASCAR isn't just driving around in circles. These drivers have to be conditioned so that they can last 4 hours in a car that gets very, very hot.

Also, NASCAR is a sport where kids can actually look up to the athletes involved. These guys don't need to take steriods to be the best in what they do. It takes real skill and hard work.

It may just look like driving around in circles, but it's more than that. That car wouldn't be out there without the guys behind the scenes. All kinds of guys work their asses of to build great cars.

The pit crew is also an important part of the team. You need someone to help fix your car... don't you? NASCAR is probably the best team sport out there. Everyone works together, to make sure that they have the best car going out on Sunday. In baseball, someone guy on steriods with a special bat goes up and hits a homerun. Wow... sounds like a great sport to me.

NASCAR is such a great showing of real teamwork.

Bob: "I'm gonna go watch baseball because I wanna take steriods and be like them when I grow up!"

by DEI13815 February 25, 2005

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NASCAR

ridiculously stupid, or something that is the extreme in a negative way

Touched By An Angel is so NASCAR!

by Laura Palmer November 5, 2005

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