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November 1st
if you don’t kiss a short person you will get Evaporated
Evaporation sounds like a fun way to go, so I’m not gonna participate in national kiss short people day
Slap people younger and shorter than you
Its National slap people younger and shorter than you day :D
On 6th of March
Slap people younger and shorter than you
1:I'm gunna kidnap you
2:why?
1: cuz it's National slap people younger and shorter than you day :D
the day to give your british bestfriend 100pounds!
british-“hey do you know what day it is!?”
american-“oh no…”
british- yep it’s national british people day!
On October 22nd, after National Throw Short People day has ended, anyone can kick anyone who is 5’6 or taller in the balls without repercussions, unless they themselves are 5’6 or taller.
boy 1: man it was fun throwing short people
boy 2: do you know what today is though
boy 1: national kick tall people in the balls day
boy 2: FUCK
On July 27 you have to give every person you know named hunter 20$
it’s July 27 it’s National people named hunter day give hunter 20$
"hey, you should meow because it's national non binary people meowing day!"