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Ariana Grande's favorite planet
Neptune is pertty, other planets are cancelled.
a furry bitch with a nintendo obsession
"neptune is a weird furry bitch who plays cooking mama on her nintendo switch lite"
The most cutest, the loudest, the longest, the hardest, the gamer-est couple ever to exist is this god damn universe.
Neptune: Game go brr
Kitty: joe mama go brrr
Kitty + Neptune: we go brrr
When poopy splash back touches your asshole
Neptune’s touch is one of the many tragedies of toilet time.
a really cool mutual of mine! she’s super nice and a cool Kaede kinnie! they deserve the world, I love them sm <33
The physical properties of the water at Great Wolf Lodge.
I don’t know why this place is no expensive. I guess the water is made of Neptune’s Nectar.
A sex move. You insert cannabis oil into your rectum and wait until it gets you high. Next, you fart the remaining oil out onto your partner's face or into their mouth.
"Dude, my ladyfriend gave me a Hot Neptune last night!"
"That's disgusting, why are you telling me this?"