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Obviously the most populous and well known county out of all of Nevada. Clark County is also pretty overrated as well and all you usually do is gamble your money away, get laid, fight people for no reason, get a hangover, and overdose on many types of drugs at the good old strip of Las Vegas.
The cities and towns in Clark County, Nevada are:
Las Vegas
North Las Vegas
Henderson
Boulder City
Mesquite
Summerlin
Paradise
Enterprise
Whitney
Sunrise Manor
Primm
Laughlin
Moapa Valley
Goodsprings
Sandy Valley
Mountain Springs
Searchlight
Overton
Glendale
Bunkerville
Mt. Charleston
Indian Springs
Blue Diamond
Jean
Nelson
Cal-nev-ari
Area codes in this country are 702 and 725
Hahhh, good old Clark County, Nevada. Good old place to fuck up your life if you ever choose to!
When you are visiting Las Vegas must take a shit but the toilet is occupied. So you poop in the shower and stomp it down the drain.
Johnny was taking forever in the bathroom so I was force to do the Nevada Mud Stomp.
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Usually performed while fucking a woman doggie-style, a man gives a woman the Nevada Salt Flats when he pulls out and cums on her ass and back. He then spreads it across the same area so that, when it dries, it forms a thin, salty, crusty layer resembling the thin layer of crusted salt covering the Nevada Salt Flats. Can also be done on the stomach or face, if you can find a woman who will let you jiz on her face, spread it all over, and let it dry.
I was fucking that bitch from behind last night but I didn't wanna knock her up so I gave her the Nevada Salt Flats!
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When a male inserts his penis into the butthole of a male or female then pees in the butthole. The man then turns the female over and sucks the pee out of his partners bull hole. The man then throws up the pee flavored throw up into his partners mouth. The partner then sucks the mans dick with all the throw up in there mouth. As soon as the man is about to come they play the song Firework by Katy Pary and hopefully comes during the corus.
I gave my kinky girlfreind a Nevada Golden Shower, the died the next day but it sure was fun.
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An amazing brew of beer that is made in Chico, California. Is easily one of the best American beers out there because it actually has taste. 5.6% Alcohol content means that you get drunk faster than if you were drinking a Bud light(2.5%), and it has all natural ingredients
Me: Hey what are you guys drinking?
Typical Bro: Coors light man.
Nascar Fan: A Budweiser, the king of beers.
Me: Wow, you two must like men...
Me: Drink Sierra Nevada Pale Ale
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When you wake up from partying in Vegas with 2 Latina girls covered in your jizz and wrapped up in a blanket
I got so drunk lastnight that I made bitches into a Nevada cheese roll up.
when you take a girl out for a nice sea food dinner and never call her again!
bam! nevada jumper cable bitch!
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