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beautiful piece of literature that will give you all of the feels. Read it.
You: What is The Night Circus?
Friend: The circus arrives without warning.
You: what?
Friend: No announcements precede it...
You:...
Friend: It is simply there when yesterday it was not.
something that happend last night (instead of yesterday
you dog, yester-night i banged a girl
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someone who tends to stay up late into the night
Most kids these days are night owls. They sleep at wee hours of the morning and get up late in the day.
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A low-key night with the homies consisting of marijuana, liqour, good ass music, and good looking women.
We had a bomb ass night at the night show.
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Water drank specifically at night, somehow tasting better than normal water.
Frank: This Night Water sure is good.
Chad: Where did you find it?
Frank: This big tank at work.
Chad: Don’t you work at the nuclear plant?
Frank: Oh s h i t.
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Instead of going out with your drinking buddies (i.e. to a party, bar hopping, etc), staying at home to chill, smoke, and have a couple of beers or vodka
Me: Hey, you down to go bar hopping tonight?
Andreas: Nah, I'm just gonna have a chill night at home.
Me: Ok, have fun. More beer for me!
Participants each take a picture of their anus. All pictures are then hung on a wall and everyone tries to guess which anus belongs to who.
Billy: Who's anus do you think that is?
John: Oh, it looks frequently used, it must be Phil's.
Billy: Damn, I love anus night.