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When one is simply too lazy, or feels that they're too cool to write back to ones text message, facebook wall post, or message. Everyone has a few of these people in their lives, and it is time that a stand it taken against this.
Joe: Hey Jimmy, what's been happening? Fancy going out for a few of the coldest cold ones soon or what?
Jimmy:
Joe: Since when were you the president of the ARC?
(ARC (Anti-Reply Campaign))
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The utterance of noise made by a “Bomb Squad” member every time the orifice beneath their nose is opened, when a question is asked or response provoked. Said sound is likened to that which is made by the posterior orifice or an explosive laxative induced defecation (see Bomb Squat). This response mechanism is typically the result of a failed verbal revenge attempt that results in laughter at, and further humiliation of, the “Bomb Squad” members themselves.
Guy 1: You "Bomb Squad" posers need to do a reality check and be real. At the same time you might as well get a genitalia check.
Bomb Squad Reply: You dudes..squish...fart...plop...blah, blah, blah...are all a bunch of...squirt...plop....plop... grunt...you know what I'm sayin'?
Guy 2: What a feltcher! Are all these dudes that ignorant? I couldn't understand what he was even trying to communicate, did you?
Guy1: I just doesn't matter really, does it? Those dick-less eunuchs camo-queers are so full of shit, they even sound like it now.
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NRDM is an abbreviation and or acronym used by cryptocurrency fanatics, fans, and DeFi users who have frequently made uncanny and clever observations, that sometimes the sacrificial lamb is one's own kind, when it comes to phishing links and scammers that target their foe through Direct Messages sent via Telegram or Discord Channels, or generally baiting their foe online.
The sacrifices of these sacrificial lambs, has resulted in the social phenomena The Distribution of Clever Abbreviations (DCAs or DoCAs) to help remember that, one should always be weary of suspicious Direct Messages that are sent to us online, especially when they are shrouded in the veil of unparalleled kindness or desires to be helpful, followed by a very odd link that should have otherwise screamed "NOOOO - Don't Click Me!! ( DCM ) --- if it were not for the HTML Link & the oddly familiar sense of safety given the impression of the link & underlining, bringing you quickly to the end of the road for your money, as it connects to a scammer or fraudsters server & database, and quickly sends them all your personal information & access codes, in the blink of an eye *Poof* all gone.
One must find ways to aMUSE one's self with these things, lest we never forget, all the sacrificial lambs of our time. Amen.
Person 1: Hey guys! I JUST GOT THIS AMAZING OFFER! Someone sent me this link to this amazing website and said that I just need to connect my wallet and they'll send me 5000 Ethereum!! I should have it by dinner time!
Muse: Dude, hasn't anyone ever told you to NRDM...
Person 1: NRDM?
Muse: Yes, NRDM - Never Reply Direct Messages... Duh.
Person 1: But... But...
Oh... F***
October 28th is national Reply Slow to your girlfriend day.
Just don't reply fast.
She won't care
"Oh hey (name of someone) I can't reply fast today, it's October 28th."
"And?"
"It's national Reply Slow to your girlfriend day."
A very annoying YouTube trend which involves editing a comment to make the replies of said comment look nonsensical and unrelated.
It sometimes can be used to try to make themselves not look like an idiot.
Comment: *An actual joke*
Author of comment: Nah...this looks too shit of a joke, lets change it!
Comment: I edited the comment so that the replies don't make sense
Codeword for " i am gay and i need a big dick inside my boi pussy RIGHT NOW "
author: "I edited the comment so the replies don't make sense" "please fuck my ass I NEED COCK please give me cummies pwease pwease ~~~~~ >w< >w< >w< plzzzz impregnate my boi pussy ;w; ;w; ;w; ;w;"
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A rare running gag on Twitter/X where someone replies to much on a tweet/post. It mostly occurs in the object show Twitter/X community.
Spam-replying is annoying.