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An effect of an extremely catchy song that causes your body to start dancing with no control given to you.
Dude! That new song caused me the most audacious auto-groove.
To suck yourself off while dropping a deuce. See blumpkin.
Everyday at 5:00 PM Tom gives himself a salary auto-blumpkin at work.
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Something so lame that it automatically fails under the magnitude of its own lameness
Dude that virtual girlfriend program auto fails, no other words come close to describing it
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An accident involving a moving vehicle and a person on foot. From "auto-pedestrian"; used mainly by police, reporters and hospital personnel.
I had to go to this really gruesome auto-ped down on 14th Street today and then my editor said it wasn't worth writing up.
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A system aboard starships whose single purprose is to destroy the ship. Usually used to prevent bad guys from capturing the ship.
Usuallt requires at least 2-3 senior officers to activate, although on Voyager, Janeway could do it on her authorization alone.
Computer, initiate auto destruct sequence, authorization Janeway PI Alpha 47. Set at 5 minute silent countdown ... enable.
Computer: Bleeeep, auto destruct system enaged, warp core overload in 4 minutes 55 seconds. There will be no further audio warnings.
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The thing on your phone that changes things like danget to donut.
My Auto-cucumber keeps maple my texts all walnut.
I just turned Auto-correct off.
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Refers to those individuals who insist on singing along with the radio in the automobile. Though they habitually sing off-key,out of tune,and completely butcher the lyrics,they are convinced they sound good.
Why must you auto tune every song that comes on the radio?
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