Can't have sex for long periods of time ( only little chunks of high activity)
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When a bargain is so good it can't be missed.
99p for a burger, can't be bit for that.
Used when someone asks/tells you to do something and you don't feel like it.
Can be replaced by anything ending in "-ing"
Dad: "Son get of the Couch and rake the leaves."
Son: "Can't; Pooping"
exclamation used to signify that the opposing force or team is an utter failure in regards to anything and everything. a put down stating that they are inferior to you because you pwned them at something.
Yea, in chemistry class we got the answer right, the class can't defend.
I stole your french fries, you can't defend!
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What people used to say before smart humans invented "can't be asked" as a much more sensible replacement.
The advantage of using the phrase in question, as opposed to the aforementioned precursor, is simply one of sensibility, logic and meaning. This is evident simply from the definitions, explained thusly:
"can't be asked"
- 1 - To be incapable of fulfilling request (asking me to do this would be fruitless; implication: I am lazy / I see no point
"can't be arsed"
- 1 - I am incapable of becoming a human behind (fact, no need to be stated)
- 2 - I am incapable of becoming a fool (invariably incorrect, self-fulfilling by use of the phrase being defined)
- 3 - I am incapable of being kicked in the head by a donkey (implication: there are no donkeys in the vicinity; the arguable sole fair usage of the term provided there is indeed such a lack of equine creatures in the vicinity)
phrasee: Do this for me..
phraser: I can't be arsed.
phrasee: You're an arse. It's I can't be asked, you arse.
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Joseph Orange (anybody can beat his bass...even me)
Joseph Orange is such a ballsac face, he can't fight.
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