Swinging manmeat. Your floppy wang. Yogurt slinging shroom beast.
"Seriously dude - put your meat dangle away - nobody wants to see that shit."
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The art of talking bollocks.
Sometimes visibly faffing about and talking a load of old bollocks.
Someone is groin dangling when they spend time talking about things they think are important but everyone knows that in fact they are full of shit.
Bob: How did the meeting go?
Jim: Oh the usual. Andy was groin dangling again!
Big dangling balls is what happens when you relax too much
I relaxed too much and ended up with dangling balls
n. A man who wears really short shorts (plum smugglers) on a nearly constant basis. (see Girf)
Lieutenant Dangle's off to the gym again
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The act of delicately dangling ones balls so that they swing within millimeters of a girls lips, whilst she lays on her back after an orgasm.
dude: "last night was cool, i spidermanned my bitch and finished with a cherry dangle".
Bitch: "shit, i wanted his balls in my mouth, but all i got was a cherry dangle"
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A commitment by multiple hockey players to continuously "dangle" each other in a relatively small area such as the neutral zone, or simply a garage.
DISCLAIMER: do not attempt a dangle sesh without parental supervision...
"Me and "The Wizard" had a dangle sesh at center ice yesterday, I basically turned his jock inside out with my toe-drag."
"Yeah that stick time was lame, so we just broke out into a dangle sesh right in the middle of the scrimmage."
"Yeah Sweden vs. Russia game was just a dangle sesh, nobody even played the body."
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This is when your spouse, loved one, or cracked out prostitute is sleeping and you dangle your junk in their face, just perched there, waiting for them to awaken from their slumber and find a surprise.(works well when you get out of the shower)
My damn crackhead wife passed out the other night so I gav 'er the 'Ol Detroit Dangle ta teacher a lesson.
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