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A pile of shit on fire that really needs to burn to the ground. A whole school that talks about equality but runs off a social class system.
"oh my days do not go to Elton high school. its dreadful."
Noun: A heterosexual marriage in which a gay man is attempting to mask his true sexuality.
"I didn't think Todd was gay, he has a wife and kids!"
"Nah, that was just an Elton John Marriage, he's a flaming queer."
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This term refers to something that looks extremely queer. It can also be applied to something that exudes a sense of douchebaggery.
Fat kid: "Hey old man, don't you think my Ed Hardy pants are tight!!!"
Old man: "What are you talking about?"
Fat kid: "My jeans! Aren't they nice! I bought you a pair, so you can be a fresh jivin' douche-faggot like me."
Old man: "Oh... you mean those Elton John Specials. Not for me, thanks!"
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when you're fucking someone in the ass and then pull out and cum on their face, then you knight them with your penis and then make them suck the shit and cum off of your cock.
i just gave Anny a Sir Elton John, I dont think we'll be seeing that cunt anymore, there was alot of shit on my dick from fucking her and i forced her to suck it clean.
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A rogue pube which is found in some kind of paper or magazine covering the face of a celebrity and it doesn't want to shift.
I opened up FHM this month and there was Elton's Sticky Pube covering Sadowitz.
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This word refers to a husband divorcing his wife and later marrying another guy.
Bob>My dad left my mom for another guy
Joe> Whoa, your dad had to pull an Elton John on you to
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When an object is covered in white goo it looks like Elton John Farted on it. The joke being that Elton John is gay and full of semen.
This cake looks like Elton John Farted on it.
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