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A person born in Russia.
Men-cool, funny, but real assholes when drunk. Not too handsome in most cases, tend to suffer from acne and bad breath. All of them smoke and drink.
Women-cool, funny, alot are attractive, unless they have Jewish heritage, and most don't let themelves get fat. They act proper, don't appreciate fowl language, modest, but will fuck your brains out if you're liked. Typically a handshake and an eye contact guarantees sex, but if you're not liked then you'll know right away. They don't act like sluts, but love fucking. Why not? All smoke and drink.
Tom:"Damn, that skinny kid has alot of zits!"
Dan:"Yeah, he must be Russian."
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1. Me
2. Part of the biggest crime family in the world
3. Poor people that have a few expensive things
4. Hottest girls ever , then poland , and then latin and spanish
5. Born muscularguys Never have to wight lift
6. giant u kno wutsthis website aint XXX so i not guna say it
7. Who everyone is jeaouls of cuz we have anything you could ever want-from back upmafia to back upnuks to back upvodka that dint rele make sense but its okay im russian
The Few The Proud The Russians
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1) pretty platinum blonde girls wearing bright lipstick and too dark lipliner
2) pretty boy guys with spiked up hair
3) love wearing brands like A/X, Diesel and Juicy Couture
4) love to go out party, drink, dance, hookup and showoff
5) Me
Person 1: "Yo I saw these mad hot girls walking in a big group wearing low jeans with their thong showing and a belly shirt"
Person 2: "They were probably Russian"
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CYKA BLYAT
Purely and simply means " you are fucked" in every single possible way.
VODKA AND HOT BITCH SHOOT SHOOT IMA RETARD YES?
VODKA AND HOT BITCH SHOOT SHOOT IMA RETARD YES? ME RUSSIAN BLYAT
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sneakist motherfuckers on the planet!!! loves the AK and vodka. mostly a spy thats a spy for a spy that spys on othr spys but is really working for the other spy while spying ont the other spy.
guy 1:dude... that russian is working for me.
guy 2:No hes not... he works for me.
guy 3: HAHA! little do they know hes working for me! (i pay him with vodka)
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Man: Honey, Look at those Russians!
Woman: Just keep walking harold. Don't go near them.
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