Boob

The universal answer to all questions.

"Daddy why did mommy leave us?"

"BOOB SON. JUST BOOB."

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boob

boobs: two soft areas of a women's body on her upper chest, around the center of which are nipples; are often played with, sucked (both by babies and others).

The man sucked her boobs as he fucked her.

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Boob

Two large jiggly balls of flesh, that get in your way and like to attack people.

OR

A very stupid person, can be used as an insult.

-instert screaming person here, being attacked by breasts-

OR

"You bbob-headed-monkey failing your math test!!"

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boob

The part of a female body that hurts a lot when it's hit.

*football kicked*
SMACK!
OUCHH!! My boob *sniff*
2 minutes later 'can you stand up now? sorry'
Yeah, *sniff* that hurt so much.

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boob

breast

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Boobs

The best things on earth.

I wish I had my own portable boobs that I could keep in my pants

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boob

1. A very dumb person
2. Slang for a woman's breast
3. Boys
Order
Our
Balls
4. Mispelling of "Bob"

"Shut up, you boob!"
"Does this shirt make my boobs look big?"
"Hi ya Boob--er--Bob!"

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