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A stupidly big shoe. When someone's shoe is so mammoth it is as if they're sailing down the street in those gargantuan laced souls.
The only shoes the little asian lady could find to wear were Shaq's slippers, so she walked out to get the mail in a pair of foot canoes.
Big-foot went to the shoe store where Al Bundy fit his tootsie with a foot canoe.
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a chick freezes her shit and uses it as a dildo
i used a mohogany canoe last night and it was the shit.
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Second baseman for the New York Yankees, extremely hott, barely speaks a word of english, and happens to PLAY IN BETWEEN Derek Jeter and Jason Giambi...oo yes and he's one of the best rookies in the game.
Robinson Cano should have won AL ROOKIE OF THE YEAR.
Hmm...speaking of great second basemans, did you see Robinson Cano last night?
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Receiving oral sex immediately after a strenuous day of labor resulting in swamp nuts.
"Hey Amy, how was dinner with Ernest?"
"Ugh...he worked a 12 hr day, didn't wash up, and still asked for a blowjob!"
"Damn girl, sounds like you got a dirty cano!"
(N.) The part of the butt that houses the ass hole. Also may be used as an insult. It looks like this (|)
Ohh last night I really got into her ass canoe before we did anal.
You are really such an ass canoe when you move around in bed.
A person that flakes on friends, family and relationships for their own personal agenda. They tend to float away and are consumed by their own ego.
Jamie is such a dick canoe, we were going to play COD but he went to eat a hotdog.
a person or people acting stupid for no apparent reason
calling out people for no apparent reason
look at those kids bashing on that kid for driving that honda.
-yeah what a bunch of douche canoes
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