I'd Hit it

Fuck the person.

Hell, I'd Hit it!

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i'd hit that

A phrase used to express satisfaction with the quality of the blackjack hand of another person. Often used to suggest that the player should add another card.

"Damn, you got an 11? I'd hit that!"

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I'd win

It's the phrase used when you're about to get bisected in half, normally through the waist like AMOGUS

Person 1: Nah, I'd win
Person 2: *Summons the writer and kills person 1 with plot*
Person 1: *Dies*

Person 3: It's Gojover
Person 4: Nowaying

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I'd be damned

Simple phase used when someone is surprised quite suddenly.

Person 1: You know my friend right? He's cheating on his girlfriend!
Person 2: I'd be damned! When did this start happening?

I'd Hit it

What guys who really dont get poontang say when they see something they definitly cant get

Geek #1- Britney Spears, I'd hit it
Realist- Of course you would, the last shit you hit was your mom

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I'd tap that

Used to describe an iPhone or Android game that is enjoyable to play.

I'd tap that Angry Birds game

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I'd Shit That

Similar to they saying "I'd hit that" but in terms of food, and eating it, not banging it.

Would be most appropriately used when a very tasty food item appears in your general
vicinity.

Guy 1 "Man that burger looks amazing man."

Guy 2 "Yeah IKR."

Guy 3 "Yeah man I'd shit that in a heartbeat."

Guy 4 "Man, I'd Shit that for days."

Guy 1 "Ouch."

Guy 2 " Yeah man, you should have that looked at."

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