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When something bad or unexpected happens and you don’t know what to do but pull a resting bitch face
Hey did you see what happened to Jim ?
No what happened ?
He finished his project he’s been working months in and just before he handed it up he dropped it and it broke.
Is he ok ?
No he’s having a Noel moment
That bit of skin between your nutsack and your pipe. Or your fanny and your pipe or whatever.
Total waste of skin, usually wearing an unatractive beard.
Walking along the wall on the way home from the pub, he slipped and completely knackered his Noel Edmonds.
What a cheg!
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The act of having anal sex with a dwarf, ejaculating inside and using both of your hands to scoop out the cum and faecal matter.
Taff: Hew a pyewa gave that 3 foot tall spaz a dirty noel
Josh: gan on!
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fucking genius....sexy when he plays guitar *drool* bit of a twat though :-(
* SLIDE AWAY
* THE MASTERPLAN
stop trying to do a noel gallagher haircut u retard!
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Noel Levine (ノエル=レヴァイン; Romaji: Noeru Revain) is a playable character in the game Witch's Heart. He and Sirius are the only characters to know each other.
Person 1: Noel Levine is so pretty I’m jealous of him
Person 2: I suppose he is really pretty.
Sweetest girl ever. Very straightforward and loves freedom. She likes to travel. Very gorgeous inside out chick that gives you only good vibes... unless you piss her off!!
She’s very smart and adventurous,very outgoing. Her smile can make anybody’s day much better.
- Have you met Noel Chong?
-Yes, I think she gave me butterflies.
An individual who does shots of baileys while watching TMZ rerunns
last night me and the boys stayed in, and it was a total noel glynn night
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