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To be blessed by the Flying Spaghetti Monster's Noodly Appendage.
Pirates have been noodled by His Noodly Appendage.
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two men rubbing limp dicks together
Watts and danny were playing noodles last night in their bedroom until it turned into a good ole fashion sword fight
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In traffic, to pass cars by using a short stretch of the far right lane, only to merge left before colliding with parked cars, before the end of the lane, etc. So named to reflect the slippery and curvy nature of a prepared noodle.
Marta faked like she was turning right, but just as the light changed, she noodled the beige Camry in order to break free from the pack.
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the act of putting your flaccid dick inside someone’s asshole
have you ever tried noodling?
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The art of aimlessly searching the internet much longer than you ever intended to.
I was going to just check my email, but I ended up noodling for five straight hours.
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The only thing that makes you happy and is always there. There like a friend that will never leave your side and loves you to the end.