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Noon Thirty

When you're trying to say 12:30 PM without explaining that you're talking about the afternoon, not the morning.

A: When is it due?
B: Twelve Thirty.

A: AM or PM?
B: PM, duh.
A: Well, why didn't you just say 'noon thirty?'

by jerryjonesmothafucka November 25, 2016

4πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


High Noon

A drinking game to get drunk.

Variant of beiruit A.K.A beer pong.

Minimum of ten cup pong.

Each player starts with a die and their ten+ cup triangle.

To determine who goes first each player rolls their die, higher number goes first.

To begin turn roll your die.

The number shown is the number of shots you get for that turn.

If you forget to roll the die, your turn is forfeited this is known is known as "Pulling a Doobie."

If you roll the die off the table all shots for that roll must be done as trick shots. This is known as The Doobies Rule.
*A bounce shot is not a trick shot.*

If you make all shots on the roll, you get a re-roll, for example if you roll a three and hit all three you roll again.

Bounce shots do not count as two cups.

There are no re-racks in High Noon.

There are no return shots in High Noon.

There is automatic redemption in High Noon. It is played like normal play in High Noon, thus you roll a die for shots play continues as normal, if you hit all your shots you re-roll. Th moment all cups are hit in redemption, it heads to Overtime (OT), if you do not hit all the cups you lose.

OT-You must roll to see who starts in OT. This uses the same rules only is a six cup triangle. If the game goes to an additional overtime, double overtime (DOT) follow same rules as OT only play with ten cup.

If after DOT it goes to Triple Overtime (TOT) two rules apply, this is to the discretion of the parties playing the game.

TOT Rule 1: Old West Shoot-out, sometimes known on it's own as High Noon. Each person stands back to back with a beer ready to be shotgunned. Both people take five steps or "paces" then somebody calls draw. On the hearing of draw the parties start shotgunning their respective beers. Then when finished must throw the can at the other person. The first person to be hit loses. If you try to dodge the can you lose. if neither person gets hit both parties lose.

TOT Rule 2: One cup per person. Roll to see who shoots first. Then roll to see how many shots at the beginning of turn like normal play. First to hit the cup wins.

We played High Noon and I got my butt kicked.

High Noon is the greatest drinking game ever.

by Cent2Crew May 6, 2009

30πŸ‘ 34πŸ‘Ž


Noon In The Morning

The time between 11:30 in the morning and 12:00 noon.

I was gonna sleep in until evening yesterday, but some asswipe telemarketers called me at noon in the morning.

by Mick the Dick November 13, 2011

6πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Post-noon

Subsequent to midday

Person 1: Morning
Person 2: It's post-noon
Person 1: You mean afternoon?
Person 2: No.

by TheOneWhoIsCorrect February 15, 2014

6πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Anti-noon

Anti-noon is the preferred term for "midnight" when speaking to the Baddest-Ass MoFo on the planet, Baron Luke Robert von Steinke. It was coined by him while speaking to his partner-in-Badassery, Lord Andrew Barnetticus the Drifty. Use with EXTREME CAUTION. Over-use can lead to the abuser being know as an anti-poon.

Dude, I work second shift, from four 'till Anti-noon.

by Jollyroger1210 October 20, 2010

5πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Noon Thirty

An indefinite time between 12 Noon and 1 PM, roughly close but not necessarily at 12:30 PM, usually within 10 minutes of that time.

I ate lunch at around noon or noon thirty, then went home for a siesta. Damn, I love sleeping...

by stratifymecaptain March 3, 2008

9πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Noon to Moon

A criminally long shift lasting from Noon until Midnight or later.

Well, it looks like we’re working Noon to Moon tomorrow!!!!! #NTM

by madcastle September 8, 2020