pics. now.

a bastardization of the phrase "please provide photographic evidence posthaste, comrade"

>>i se><0rzed my sister!
>>>pics. now.

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buy-it-nowed

the past tense of eBay's Buy It Now

I just buy-it-nowed 1500 stickers on eBay

Now this is epic

A sentence said when something is indeed "epic".

Michael: "hey your girlfriend didn't flush the toilet"
John: "Now this is epic."

*John proceeds to eat the feces in the toilet*

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Do Now!

This phrase is famously used by many teachers around the globe. Originated in North High School by the one and only Mr. John “Z” Zak, the best teacher ever, this phrase is used to express to the students that they should drop everything and get started on that do now that is probably posted on google classroom unless technology is being a pain.

“Lets get started on that Do Now!”
“I can’t help you right now, I am doing my Do Now!”
“Michael, do your Do Now, now!”
“Do Now”
“Please stop talking and do your Do Now”

Now In A Minute

The originally Welsh oxymoron meaning you are on your way, but not immediately. You need a minute to gather your thoughts/things/feelings before you traverse the journey you are about to undertake.

Tradtionally shouted from the top of the stairs to parental figures.

Mum: 'Hurry up love, your bus is here!'
Victim: 'Don't worry! I'll be there now in a minute!!'

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Now Look

A phenomena that makes anything funnier. If you are talking about a person or a thing and then say, "Now Look", without fail the thing or person will be even funnier than you once thought.

"The uncles are going off right now"
"Hahaha now look"

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Now slam

Your from xQcs stream aren't you?

xQc: farts

Retards in chat: now slam (insert crying laughing emoji)

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