Number Box

A calculator.

Fuck! I'm so high! Need to finish my math homework. Where's my number box?

number 3

a flaming, liquid, explosive, makes-you-grab-onto-the-nearest-object-for-support, kind-of-feels-like-a-butthole-abort, butt clenching wet chunky, don’t-let-it-in-your-mouth-or-it’ll-taste-funky, stew, don’t-let-it-brew, horrifying poo poo, sweat-inducing, buttocks-loosening, toilet-bowl-cruising, you-bet-you’re-losing, when-it-drops-toilet-water-plops-and-makes-you-hops-off-the-toilet-before-you-drops-to-the-ground-and-cry, super-soaker. internal-poker, buttcake-muffin, organ-stuffin, leaves-you-huffin-and-puffin, brown-town, makes-you-frown, don’t-let-it-pile-up-or-you’ll-drown, if-you-survive-you-deserve-a-crown-your-insides-have-been-grinder-up-ground, lumpy, chunky and round, don’t-make-a-sound, life-of-death, out-of-breath, mop-it-up, take-a-dump-in-a-cup, snotty, juicy, dum-dum-bubblegum, spraying everywhere, watery diarrhea.

ryah: last week i took a number 3 and i haven’t been able to walk since!
haset: really? last month i had a number 3 and i haven’t felt safe using a bathroom since!

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Number Neighbor

a trend on twitter where a person has the same exact phone number as you but the last digit is either higher or lower

mike: i’m gonna text my number neighbor, since my number is (231)465-321 their number must be (231)465-322 or (231)465-320

not a real phone number (i think)

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Mantastic Number

A song in a musical in which the singers are all male and the song is of a high manful quality; usually involves singing about objectifying women and/or fighting.

The song "Dames" from the Musical "42nd Street" is my favorite mantastic number.

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Number 2

Rhyming slang for doing a poo.

Similarly number 3 is rhyming slang for doing a pee.

Had so much to eat, gotta do a massive number 2.

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Number 15

Number 15 Burger KIng foot lettuce. The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is somebody else's foot fungus.

Person ordering at Burger King : Can I get a number 15 please with a large root beer?
Me: DON'T GET IT!!!! THE LETTUCE HAS FOOT FUNGUS!! DON'T GET THE POP TOO!!! YOU"LL GET DIARRHEA

Bone Numbers

A phone number you get from a girl who you want to have sexual intercourse with.

"I went to the club last night, picked up a couple of bone numbers"