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Absolutely wasted drunk on purpose
It was such a bad week at work that the ladies in the office decided to go out for margaritas with the intent of getting blitz-nutzed.
One cool dude full of swag but with a tint of modesty. Good looking , envious by guys but respected. He is the secret desire by women. Luscious golden locks of hair and a body of a chiseled Greek God.
See that guy walking down the street, no one will mess with him but the girls can’t stop staring. He must be a Bobby Nutz.
A way to embarrass people who deserve it by talking about your nuts.
-"Hey man, Carpe Diem, that's my philosophy"
-"More like, Carpe DEEZ NUTZ"
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Literally a guy with nutz the size of a squirrel's... Too scared to pull the trigger.
Brock: See that girl at the end of the bar?
Rod: Yeah
Brock: Total smokeshow.
Rod: Go talk to her. She's hot, seems normal too.
Brock: Nah, think I'm just gonna hang here. She probably has a boyfriend.
Rod: Who the f*ck cares, Squirrel Nutz.
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The Nutz is a maneuver performed during sex, named after Dee S. Nutz (1898-1918), an American porn star who was injured during and unsuccessful attempt in 1913. It is a tiptoe-assisted jump with an entrance from the back and landing on the center of the tip of the male penis with the female vagina. The triple nutz is performed by rotating 3 times in the air before penetration. Denise Ballmaeister is credited as the first woman to successfully land a triple nutz, in 1978. In homosexual arenas, the quadruple nutz has supposedly been pulled off. However, no porn star has yet landed a clean quadruple lutz jump on camera.
Last night me and my wife decided to try something new. I suggested the triple nutz and she suggested the double nutz. I should have listened to her: now my penis is broke.
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A group formed by Kevin Cray, which perform acts of pain upon themselves and get it on film to entertain. A group similar 2 MTV's Jackass.
Them crash nutz boys are hardcore
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