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A city with potholes
i drove in Salamanca, NY and got stuck in a pothole
a shit hole of a town almost as bad as Malone Ny.
i went through brushton, ny the other day and it made me think of malone.
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Carthage is one of the worst schools ive been too. Everyone there either is a dickhead or sucks dickheads. All the girls are hoes/whores and all the guys are gay
Male 1: hey have you seen Theresa lately she looks sick.
Man 2:yeah because she been sucking some dickheads dick.
Man 1: really?
Man 2: yeah man its carthage ny what do you expect for here
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bad dreams you get after taking ny-quil. it's not just a coincidence.
"I don't know what's worse: the taste of ny-quil or the ny-mares you get because of it.."
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Sayville, ny is I nice town with ghetto ass teenagers in it who's only hobbies are riding scooters
dude lets go do something!
okay! let's ride scooters in front of Chase Bank in Sayville, ny !
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An upscale village located in the downstate-Hudson-Valley region Orange County of New York otherwise known for being the birthplace of "Orange County Choppers," a successful TV show revolving around the creation of motorcycles. Montgomery is safely nestled 10 miles from the crime meccas of Middletown, NY (to the southwest) and Newburgh, NY (to the east) and is located exactly 54.9 miles northwest of Midtown Manhattan. The village is bordered to the north and west by the Wallkill River, a tributary of the Hudson River. The Village of Montgomery is contained within the Town of Montgomery, as is the hood-rat Village of Walden and the Village of Maybrook (also known as Maybronx). Exit 5 or 6 off 84.
Person 1: Where are you from?
Person 2: Near Newburgh, NY....
Person 1: And you haven't been shot yet?
Person 2: Well I actually live in Montgomery, NY, a safe distance from Harlem North aka The Sixth Borough aka Newburgh.
Person 1: Oh thank god.
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A town located in South Western Nassau County, Long Island NY. Lynbrook is quite an interesting town sprawling with gossip, money, snobby teenagers and Jews. It is situated next to Valley Stream a diverse poorer town. Lynbrook though is predominantly white and very sheltered. It is divided into two parts. The North Side and the South Side. The south side predominantly has a higher Jewish population due to it's proximity to Hewlett. Meanwhile the North side has a high population of Irish, Italian and Slavic residents. Families have moved here from the City ( aka Queens, Brooklyn, Bronx ect ) The North side is much smaller than the south side and contains a small yet warm community. Homes near the Malverne border and deeper North tend to be nicer than other sections of the N Side. The South side is larger. Parts of the south side, especially streets right off of Peninsula and Sunrise Highway tend to be ' less nice ' than others and have homes that are smaller. The North side has been noted for having 'older money' thus families who are well established meanwhile the South side contains many affluent Jewish Doctors. Most of the Mayors of Lynbrook reside on the Noth Side. Families on the S South are generally more flashy. They love to show off their shiny white or red Mercedes or Lexus. Families on the N Side will drive a black on black Tahoe or Acura. The wealth is more or less even though. NO Hewlett Harbor and EROCK do not count as part of South Lynbrook.
Man I miss Lynbrook NY
Lynbrook High reminds me of mean girls....
Yo Dude LHS Kicks asss @ LAX
EVERYONE in LHS has a blackberry
Hey did you see that girl roll in with her new BMW ??!!
OMG I so want an iced coffee from Cheesestore !
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