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Orange Juice or No Juice?
Term used to question whether person is drinking or not drinking an alcoholic beverage.
An individual who is not drinking an alcoholic drink would be on the "OJ" and a person drinking alcohol will be on the "No-J"
Example 1:
Georgina: Hey Dorsa! are you OJ or No-J tonight?
Dorsa: Hey Georgina, im OJ tonight sorry, im driving.
Example 2:
Dorsa: Parsa's driving tonight - IM ON THE NO-J !!!
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A level of anger that rises slightly above beating the family dog for no reason. Symptoms include punching walls, breaking household items, swinging of items like golf clubs and baseball bats, and other ridiculously violent acts. Often brought on by things viewed as unfair, and ending in things viewed as illegal, or jail-time.
After finding out his girlfriend cheated on him with his brother, he went triple oj, which started at smashing plates and windows, and ended with him burning down his brothers house.
A small undersized condom designed to not fit over an average erect penis. Bought specifically to impress women or get out of a jury conviction in a sexual assault case.
Frankie may have a small penis, but he fools the ditzes every time with his OJ condom.
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Adam Sandler: OJ Simpson, not a Jew.
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Adam Sandler: OJ Simpson, still not a Jew.
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The combination of gin and orange juice. That is to say, a killer orange juice.
A: I made you a drink, homie.
B: (sips) Yo, this orange juice right here is killer!
A: That's that OJ Simpson, mayne!
A: We're gettin our swerve on tonight. Shout outs to OJ Simpson (raises beverage with aforementioned mixed drink).
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When large groups of people are exposed to the same exact body of facts but “intuitively” feel strongly one way or the other – polarized - based on deeper life-long accruing concerns and prejudices that have significant unconscious bearing on their decision making system (possibly selectively listening/reasoning), but generally unbeknownst to them until it is brought to light by some polarizing event that entirely reasonable people can’t otherwise see eye-to-eye on.
Jesus – I was utterly shocked OJ was deemed innocent by the jury, but every black person I know and love – to a person – felt exactly the opposite of my skinny white ass. Both sides bold-faced convicted to their vision of the obvious truth. Something larger must be going on. 'One million people' (x2) can’t be wrong. The “OJ Effect”.
As an American I went to the Japanese War Memorial Museum where me, an Aussie, and a Brit (who never met before) were utterly dumbfounded by the official Japanese vision of the events of WWII, most notably who started the war between Japan and the USA. Only then did I realize my own John Wayne exposure to the war was equally disturbing.
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