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A medical condition in which certain breeds of Canis familiaris (dogs) exhibit behavioral tendencies often associated with heavy inanimate objects stored in sacks. Common symptoms are lying down at the dog park instead of playing with other dogs, lying down during a walk, and/or lying down during a burglary.
There are no known cures.
A: How was your walk with Jerry (basset hound)?
B: Not so great, I had to drag him most of the way.
A: Wow, sounds like Jerry might have lazy-itis-otis. You should really be feeding him a vegan diet.
B: Shut up, Karen.
A universally disliked piece of footwear. Usually categorized by an entire community’s hatred and outrage regarding it. In some instances loved by nobody.
Hey... you see that shoe? That is an Otis-shoe. God awful fucking trash and everyone agrees.
meaning oki doki in a playful and cute way
person: hey we finna go get some food u wanna go?
you: oti doti
The act of creating a crash so epic that it seems to have no beginning or end. Just carnage. It also causes people to unintentionally blurt out ‘You can’t park there ‘while driving past.
Me:‘Jesus Christ, you see that crash? That’s a hot mess. The Otis Effect is in play.
Me: “Hey! You can’t park there!!!”
Friend:’Dude! Nooooo!!”
The woman that brings happiness and joy and peace to the world
I feel Oti’s presence right now, It’s amazing