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cluster offender

A cluster offender is a person who has an incredible ability to offend a large mass of people at the same time usually without any knowledge of what they're doing.

This can often be observed at important gatherings such as parties, weddings and funerals.

(At a wedding)
You: Unless a woman carries my bag for me then she won't be compliant and therefore wont suck my cock
Sally: You're an ass
Pauline: Oh my god you're a cluster offender, we're leaving

by eneville August 4, 2010

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sexy offender

A sexy female sex offender who has sex with a boy under the age of consent. Some cases make people wonder if a consenting 13 year old boy can actually be raped by sexy woman.

Some sexy offenders have even married their 'victim' several years after their 'offense' after the 'victim' became legal age. This happened with the sexy offender Mary Kay Fualaau (formerly Mary Kay Letourneau).

Just another example of how not having double standards for women makes people go to jail for stupid shit.

I can't believe that sexy offender went to jail for having sex with a consenting 17 year old.

by GiveMeBackMySon March 8, 2014

2๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Repeat offender

Sleeping with someone whom you've already slept with in the past with no intentions of making it into a relationship...

Also assuming that it's an open invitation to sleep with when you encounter them.

"It's ok he's just a repeat offender, it doesn't really count."
"Oh, yes you're getting laid tonight. You don't have to try so hard. It's already in the bag because you're a repeat offender."

by Daisyt024 September 30, 2014

2๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Sex offender

A person who looks like YOU!!!!!

Hey are u ok
No because ur a sex offender

by Cocoharris August 27, 2019

18๐Ÿ‘ 27๐Ÿ‘Ž


Sex offender

A person who cracks a joke that offends Non-binaries

Me: *Cracks an Offensive joke towards Non-binaries*

Friend: Woah man, You're a Sex offender

by My big black ass June 30, 2017

17๐Ÿ‘ 28๐Ÿ‘Ž


offend the family

to take a massive crap, after which a family member(s) is offended by the resulting horrific odor

going home to offend the family

by papa squat March 19, 2005

3๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


x offender

person who commits a sexual offense.
also, a great blondie song.

you did your own mother.. you x offender, you!

by Emily August 19, 2004

14๐Ÿ‘ 28๐Ÿ‘Ž