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Omaha slip and slide: is when you do your girl in the shower, bust a nut inside her, and she let's the jizz slip down her leg, catches it in a shot glass and let's the jizz then slide down her throat.
Dude, I had the best night ever last night! I got home from work and my old lady was totally down for an omaha slip and slide. She's amazing..
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the “omaha shield” is a term to describe how all the bad weather goes around specifically downtown omaha and council bluffs.
“did you hear about all the tornadoes that tore through all of the areas around omaha?”
“yeah. none hit omaha just the suburbs”
“must’ve been the omaha shield”
Something you expect to be awful but it is actually great.
Inspired by the fact that Omaha is supposed to have the best sushi restaurant in the country.
To my great surprise, anal sex ended up being sushi in Omaha
When two guys jerk each other off wearing oven mitts.
Did you hear Billy’s going to prison? Yeah man, he’ll be getting that Omaha Lobster before he knows it.
a rapidly growing city in the midwestern state of nebraska. its population is larger then a few more prominent cities such as miami, new orleans, honolulu, minneapolis, and on par with atlanta. it has 2 sky scrappers but a third one is planning to be built, which will be the largest building in nebraska.
stupid girl: you live in omaha? dont you drive tractors to school?
smart person: girl shut up only 38 cities in the entire nation of 330 million are larger then omaha. omahas population is just 9k less then atlanta, which is 498K.
Like the Carolina Squat, but with race cars shortly after launching. Most noticeable on cars with wheelie bars, sans wheels.
"Hey! Did you see Joey's Omaha Squat at The Equalizer Street Race in Kansas last week?"