The most historical school located in Omaha, Nebraska. Good luck trying to use the bathroom during passing period. Omaha Westside Highschool calls us ghetto but take their homecoming pictures downtown. A school full of fake bitches, dudes that try and act mysterious and nonchalant, teachers who fuck other teachers and security guards who take carts and give em to their friends. 60% of the students don't attend regularly. We need to stop pretending like our football team is good.
person a: "did you hear that ____ is pregnant from omaha central highschool"
person b: "no fucking way, i just let her hit my vape"
Something you expect to be awful but it is actually great.
Inspired by the fact that Omaha is supposed to have the best sushi restaurant in the country.
To my great surprise, anal sex ended up being sushi in Omaha
the “omaha shield” is a term to describe how all the bad weather goes around specifically downtown omaha and council bluffs.
“did you hear about all the tornadoes that tore through all of the areas around omaha?”
“yeah. none hit omaha just the suburbs”
“must’ve been the omaha shield”
When two guys jerk each other off wearing oven mitts.
Did you hear Billy’s going to prison? Yeah man, he’ll be getting that Omaha Lobster before he knows it.
a rapidly growing city in the midwestern state of nebraska. its population is larger then a few more prominent cities such as miami, new orleans, honolulu, minneapolis, and on par with atlanta. it has 2 sky scrappers but a third one is planning to be built, which will be the largest building in nebraska.
stupid girl: you live in omaha? dont you drive tractors to school?
smart person: girl shut up only 38 cities in the entire nation of 330 million are larger then omaha. omahas population is just 9k less then atlanta, which is 498K.
Like the Carolina Squat, but with race cars shortly after launching. Most noticeable on cars with wheelie bars, sans wheels.
"Hey! Did you see Joey's Omaha Squat at The Equalizer Street Race in Kansas last week?"