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To try something else, fail, then try again and maybe again until you actually succeed.
You need to break a few eggs to make an omelet.
The worst insult in the world, anyone who utters it is a ridiculous person and deserves death by public stoning.
Chrissy is such a dull omelet, she is just the worst. We do not like her, and she has crows feet
A human omelet is an omelet made of raw ingredients that are consumed, regurgitated, and cooked by an individual.
"Jole, I made a 'Human Omelet' and fed it to my neighbor Karen!"
"What the hell is wrong with you, Kevin? She's literally dying."
when two homosexual guys smash their eggs (nuts) together...
I invited the boys over to make an omelet
A fluffy omelet is when you cum in the girls bush and eat it afterwards
Hey John did you fuck that girl last night.
Yeah bro, I gave her a fluffy omelet.
Bro thats fucking disgusting.
Gently your male or female partner and have them lay on their back with their ankles at their ears. Crack two large eggs into their anus, and add any shredded cheese or chopped vegetables you prefer in your omelet.
Engage in aggressive, vigorous anal intercourse to effectively whisk the egg and mix the ingredients. Ejaculating into the anus is required to add a thickening agent to the omelet.
Add butter to a skillet and have your partner squat over it to expel the omelet mixture into the skillet. Cook over medium heat until the egg solidifies, fold, flip and enjoy!
I always season my bum oven omeletes with a little salt, pepper, and red pepper flakes for some extra flavor!
Aaron's fav breakfast. Put anything you want in there. Scramble with your stick. Soak till it's done.
Aaron enjoyed Vickie's Hobo Omelet.