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When you trust a fart a bit too much after having some food of a dubious nature causing a shart if you will, this could be from some horrendous cooking by a family member such as your Nans Omelette
Christ I trusted that one a bit too much, its caused me to Nans Omelette my undercrackers, strife not again
When you have explosive diarrhea and each individual item you've eaten can be identified in your waste.
I had a stomach flu last week and was firing poop omelettes out of my ass for days
A threesome with a mother and daughter.
Yo, last night I was a part of the hottest chicken omelette!
A "mean omelette" is when a man farts into his girlfriend's vagina (being a fan of the ass to vag fetish), and then later, unintentionally, the lady queefs into said man's mouth during cunnilingus resulting in much disgust.
"She did what into your what???"
"Dude, I got a fucking BEAN OMELETTE!"
"Fuck dude.. I guess I did.. what a bitch!"
A shower omelette is what remains after your piping hot, fresh ejaculate hits the hot water of your shower and is fried like an egg and sausage plate from Waffle House.
"Man, I really wish our suitemates would clean their shower omelettes off the bottom of the tub. Last night I stepped in one, slipped, and fell face first into another one."
Used to describe something that’s generally normal, boring or standard... not exactly used as an insult.
Opposite of in inside the omelette.
Yeah! I like coors light but it’s abit out of the omelette
While in the midst of sex, the girl ,while riding the guy, screams "Giddyup, horsey!" And cracks two raw eggs on her tits
Yo, I heard your girl gave you the Kentucky omelette
Bro, she's not my girl. For that reason