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The day where its Stress Clown/Crackhead Day! For crack-heads that stress the sh!t out of them!
Now I know why our online class is stressful, its June 29! Happy Stress Crack-head Day!
a.k.a. National October 29th Day. When you invent your own dumb-shit "national" / "international" / "world" holiday and act like people give a crap about your invented cause.
Happy National October 29th Day, everybody!
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National yeet that one medium hight friend.... yeah, that one.
Tall friend “It’s October 29”
Medium friend “god no”
Short friend “yes”
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This is the day the most kind person was born. If your friends with that person you need to keep them as your bffl. Never let them leave. Don't hurt them.
Person 1: hey its October 29
Person 2: hey it's my birthday today
Person 1: ok bffl let's go hang out and I'll get you a gift
National Absolutely Beat Up Your Tall Friends Day (aka. NABUYTFD) is the day where instead of the short person getting bullied, the tall people are.
Short person : It's June 29
Tall person : aww fuck
July 29 is National Rick Roll day. On July 29, 2021, The music video for Never Gonna Give You Up by Rick Astley, hit 1 Billion views. Can you believe that 1/7 of the worlds population has been Rick Rolled. Every year, on July 29, you must carry on the Rick Roll tradition, and Rick Roll yourself, as well as one other person. It can be a friend, a parent, a teacher, a janitor in a mall, or a completely random human being.
Jim: Hey Rick! Do you know what day it is today?
Rick: July 29th?
Jim: Yeah! It's National Rick Roll Day today! As on July 29, 2021, Never Gonna Give You Up hit 1 billion views on youtube!
Rick: Oh yeah! I guess that means we have to rick roll one person, right?
Jim: That is correct!
Rick: :)
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According to a defective Tom Turkey toy in an episode of Aqua Teen Hunger Force, in the year 9595 France has been renamed "Robofrance 29" and their only source of food is turkey.
To quote Tom Turkey: "In the year 9595, a race of deformed turkey was developed by chicken scientists as revenge against his bird brother. These turkeys would exit the womb doused in gravy -- gravy filled with the giblets from a monkey. The French craved it, and as a result, turkey became the only food source for France, which is now called 'Robofrance 29'. I was later killed by the chickens! So, of course, you can see why I'm angry at those chickens."
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