Bard

Another name for guys called brad

Hey bard how are you

Bard

Chow

That’s bardddd
Oh chow?

Bard

Cunt

Wow man, you're such a fucking bard!

Bard

An archetype in spore with the worst voice, just google "spore bard voice" and 1/2 of the comments will be haters.

Bard Empire: *le random mouth opening*
Me: shut the fructose up

Bard

Bard is a simpler and more efficient term for the phrase "for real"

Person 1: "This food is bland ash."
Person 2: "BARD!!!!"

Bard

A sex-crazed class in Dungeons and Dragons, due to their high Charisma stats.

The Bard decides to seduce the dragon

Bardness

A mood a person enters where they feel a violent urge to express the philosophical ideas of Alexander Bard.

Sorry if I'm about to talk too much, I'm entering Bardness...