plate hanger

Very old person. Senior citizen. Definition derived from the fact that many old people hang plates on walls as if they were works of art.

I think there should be a law prohibiting plate hangers from driving automobiles.

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Home Plate

The act of sex. The last of the bases.

Home Run, there aing gonna be a play at home plate.

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Bachelor Plate

A Bachelor Plate actually refers to a lack of an actual plate. Most of the time the use of a bachelor plate entails eating over the sink or a trash can in order to avoid cleaning/owning an actual plate.

Man 1: Dude, your steak is ready.

Man 2: Why did you just bring me my steak on a fork? Where is the plate bro?

Man 1: I don’t own any, I use bachelor plates, so you can either eat over the trashcan or the sink, your call.

Man 2: Sink, I call the sink!

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Plate licker

A person who goes to insurance, financial or real estate sales presentations where free food is served, who is only there for the free food and is not interested at all in the bullshit being sold.

Sales rep: "Damn plate lickers! Twenty people showed up for the free steak dinner and presentation, but not a single sucker - I mean client - signed up!"

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Plate

The act of ducttaping a small furry woodland creature to a persons bed, covering it, and waiting for the owner of the bed to climb in, ready to sleep, or commit other acts done in the bedroom.

I gave Taishi the plate.

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plate moocher

a person who finishes their food first then asks you or another person for food off your plate

Jerry: can i have that piece of chicken off your plate
Austin: didn't you just eat
Jerry: yea but im still hungry
Austin: damn jerry your such a plate moocher

U-Plate

The U-Plate, or urinal plate, is the act of defecating in a urinal. It requires precision aim to execute without soiling oneself.

This show sucks, let's go U-Plate the bathroom!