swear down

originating from chavs and pikeys in Ashford, UK.

Means to promise greatly to do something

i swear down I'm gona kill ya

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Stinky Swear

When each of the swear participants agree to penetrate the other's anal cavity with their own pinky and then swear upon the decided promise.

Joe and Nathan both agree to each other that they do not want anyone else to know about them cheating on their math exams. To make a seal of silence they agree to engage in a "Stinky Swear". Joe inserts his pinky into Nathan's anal cavity, while Nathan inserts his pinky into Joe's. While the penetration is occuring, they both verbally agree that they will not tell anyone about their cheating on the math exams.

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swear to g

A phrase which was created and popularized by the one and only Randy "Rando" and his last name to be kept secret. usually used on vent when being owned by someone on counter strike.

of course if your retarded you wouldnt be able to tell that swear to g is the 1337 way to say "Swear to god"

*playing counter-strike*

eMorph headshots rando with an ak47

eMorph : LoL!!!!! pwn3d n00bie!!! lik3 w0ah!!!

rando : swear to g!

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No Fuckin Swearing

Just what it says.

No I don't fucking swear, no I don't use weapons, and I shoot anyone who does!

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swear to gods

A phrase similar to 'swear to god'. Usually used by Hindus, as they are polytheistic and believe in many gods.

Raj: Hey dude, did you know that lions sleep for 20 hours a day?

Vikram: Woah, really??

Raj: Yep. I swear to gods.

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elbow swear

a promise that should never be able to be broken. but somehow people find a way to break it.

"I love you."he said

"elbow swear?" she asked

"elbow swear" he promised.

swear to gog

To be lying, but want to make an effort to show you are not by swearing....but to 'gog,' and not God, but most people won't catch the word being replaced.

I used to date Beyonce and taught her how to sing. Foreal, I swear to gog, cuz.