Five

1. The very best that a forum thread can get. Comedy Gold.

2. A shitty English Boy Band.

"Five Golden Manbabies for you sir!"

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Five-corn-five

Preferably done in the doggy position, this involves screwing a chick vaginally (the 5 position in hockey) and then quickly slamming it in her ass (cornhole hence “corn”) to build up hersy head. The move is completed by then reinserting the now shit-stained penis back into her vagina (5 position again).

A successful five-corn-five will usually result in a staph infection of some sort.

Did I hook up with that ho from the party last night? Shit, I five-corn-fived that bitch.

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fives

Term used to offer/solicit a high-five.

"I just won a million dollars!"
"Way to go, dude. Fives!"

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Five

Formally Channel 5, now called Five. Still has rubbish shows though.

"Channel 5 is a name, Five is a brand" - Guys who run Five

"Channel 5 was rubbish, Five makes no difference." - Me

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For The Five

A Payment Of Any Counts of Money

Examp: Cocaine How much? You Can Get That For 10 ( A Bill) Subtitute for the 5

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five weenies

The nickname given to cold and serious, but kind-hearted and driven character Shoto Todoroki from the anime My Hero Academia. This name was given to him by some kids while trying to win their hearts, but also earn his hero license. "Five weenies" is now used as an inside joke in the My Hero Academia fandom.

Todoroki: "My name is not five weenies, I am Shoto from UA and I wanna be a hero. My father Endeavor is currently the #1 hero, but to be frank I've always hated him and want to forge my own path in the world of pros."
Kid: "Shut tf up dry ice."
Todoroki: "ˢᵒʳʳʸ"

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Five Hargreeves

Character from Gerard Way's "The Umbrella Academy". He's the fifth member who has the ability to time travel and teleport. In an attempt to time travel he got stuck in the future and when he returned to the present he was stuck in his body from when he was 13. His actual age being 58. He's married to a beautiful mannequin named Dolores. Also, he would kill for a decent cup of coffee. I recommend you watch the show, it's on Netflix.

Luther (aka number 1): But that's murder
Five Hargreeves: Jesus Luther, grow up

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