The Ines Scale

the rating of different driveways using a driveway that is very rough and requires a 4x4 vehicle.

me-“Hey dad, we have to take steve home.”

dad- “Okay, how does it rate on the ines scale?”
me- “it’s uphill but paved so about a 3”
dad- “okay so we can take the car.”

Go ins

When you and friends/friend pitch in to buying the weed/alchohol

“Hey let’s go ins?” “Yeah bet I got $10”

sit-ins

When a group of people feel it is neccessary to protest for a certain cuase but are too lazy to march on a capital and way too freaking hungry to go on a fast...

7👍 9👎

pulling an ines

when you skip class cause your in desperate need of a break while everyone’s suffering.

Why isn’t she here?
oh, that’s right she’s pulling an ines!
bruhhhh

4👍 1👎

InS^

this dude is uber1337 0wnz0r
also, VOTE InS^ FOR PRESIDENT!

this dude is uber1337 0wnz0r
also, VOTE InS^ FOR PRESIDENT!

1👍 14👎

up-ins

An uneventful and boring pussy; one with which no 'curtains' or a hang-down are present. Resembles two hamburger buns smooshed together with no meat in the middle.

...that chick has some intense 'up-ins'...

4👍 6👎

extra innings

After the first initial poop when you pull up your pants and walk out of the bathroom and then you have to poop again.

Damn that shit felt great but now I think I have some extra innings coming on.

3👍 4👎