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A great answer to give in math class when a teacher asks you a question to make sure you are paying attention, and you don't know it because you really weren't paying attention.
Great because it is more likely to be the right answer than any other number. Also, even if you're wrong, everybody will think it was just a joke and you will come out on top.
Do not try in other classes or you will look like a dumbass.
Me: zzz... "snore"
Mr. Lashower: Erick, would you please tell me what anything to the power of zero is?
Me: "wakes" Uhhhh.... one?????
Mr. Lashower: Yes, that's the correct answer.
Me: Bitchin'. This shit works.
OR...
Me: zzz...
Mr. Goldfischer: Erick who won the Battle of Stalingrad?
Me: One?
Classmates: WTF ?!?!
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A term one uses when departing. It's similar to saying "peace" when you're about to step out.
Aiight bro I got some errands to go catch up on. Catch u lata. One.
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You know who voted for it? You might never know, That One.
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To be fucked up on whatever your drug of choice is. It is beyond just tipsy or lightheaded, it's full on faded/twisted/tweaked/trippin/high/etc.
Damn, Rick James was on one back in the 80's.
That bum jackin off in the corner must be on one, damn tweak.
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A group of Christians that rejects the Trinitarian doctrine. Sometimes Oneness people are called Jesus Only. Oneness folk believe that there is absolutey One God (such as the Jews and Muslims), who came to earth and became the prophecied Messiah of the Old Testament, namely Jesus Christ. They believe Jesus Christ revealed himself as Father in creation, Son in redemption, and Holy Spirit in regeneration. They believe the terms Father, Son and Holy Spirit are not seperate persons that make up the One God, but rather differant manifestations of the One God; Jesus Christ. Pretty much 96% of Oneness people believe that repentance, water baptism by immersion in the name of the Lord Jesus Christ for the remission of sins as well as receiving the Holy Spirit with the initial evidence of speaking in other tongues (glossalalia), are all part of Christian salvation.
Dude, I really enjoyed that Oneness vs Trinity debate! I learned a lot about the differances of their beliefs!
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