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one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter

Confliction. Also, you’re not automatically funny by putting this into Urban Dictionary

Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: You’re an idiot.

by Meep beep June 12, 2021

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National One Nut Day

The one day in November you can nut

Tim: Ugh i wish i could nut
Rob: You can! Its National One Nut Day!

by bannonutnovember November 8, 2019


one of those days

when you've drunk so much you transpire acid the next day and resent looking in the mirror to see the regret in your eyes.

"oh it's one of those days. demon days. we'll get over them."

by Krkič July 29, 2019


national day one day

The day you appreciate your “Day one” the friends that has been with you since the beginning and never stabbed you in the back

it’s national day one day show some appreciation to the friend that’s been there since the beginning

by DrFitzSlurp July 3, 2023


A one from day one

Someone who’s been with you since the beginning and generally supports you. (Could be from the beginning of a certain period of time or situation.)

My Mom has been with me all my life. She is my A one from day one.

John is my A one from day one. We started this job at the same time.

by LiteBrite169 December 22, 2021