the boy band that ruined my life
fan #1: one direction
fan #2: *throws self off nearest cliff*
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A popular boy band that somewhat lacks talent and is disliked by anyone except 12-14 year old girls.
Olivia- OMG 1D FO EVA
Zac- but they lack talent or skill?
Olivia- BUH HARRY STYLES IZ MY BABEEHHH ONE DIRECTION YEAH
Zac- yeah ok.
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One direction are made up of 5 people:
Henry, Zack, Lee, Lewis and Neil.
They are all 100% straight,
They formed on nickelodeon and if you watched them on nick, well done, you've been there since the start,
Lee loves spoons,
Henry hates cats,
Lewis hates carrots,
Zack lacks self esteem,
Neil hates Lee and also hates potatoes,
they are all 100% serious,
Henry is canadian,
Lee is polish,
Zack is Mexican,
Lewis is ethiopian,
Neil is austrailian,
Neil is really ugly,
Lewis is also kinda ugly,
in fact the only one anyone likes is Henry,
Their full names are:
Henry Edmund Sile,
Lewis Waldo Thompson,
Lee John Pan,
Neil Jim Horse,
Zack Jam Milk,
We shout things like:
Hello, how are you?
Yes! Jane exclaimed,
And last of all
Their fans are called directionators
Girl 1: OMG did you see one direction on nick last night? I am a true directionator
Girl 2: Yeah I did OMG right? Directionators ftw!
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One Direction is the most awesome band of our generation. this band is made up of Harry Styles, Louis Tomlinson, Liam Payne, Niall Horan and Zayn Malik.
obioulsy when god created them he added too much hotness cause they are untouchable!!!
Sammy: Oh My God did you hear One Directions new song?
Bree: Yes! Gotta Be you is just the best!!!
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one direction is a UK based pop group who think they are a band, it consists of 5 members Harry, Louis , Zayn , Niall and some guy that looks like Harry. Also their fans hate presenter caroline flack because she has seen Harry's vagina
Fan Girl- One Direction are sooooo cool
Normal Person - Fuck off
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The best band throughout the entire world! Made up of 5 incredibly gorgeus boys who have amazing humour and banter (Harry Styles, Liam Payne, Louis Tomlinson, Niall Horan & Zayn Malik"
As a matter of fact the 5 boys are so damn sexy that the world may well end because we can't handle they're sexiness and amazing voices.
Directioner: "OMG! It's One Direction!!! THEY'RE SO FUCKIN SEXY! fkjwf qdhvbeuv i think i might die..."
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5 sex gods that give teen girls sexual frustrations, indescribable feelings, and put them in fragile states.
Tumblr fans know everything about them. If you question their omniscience or love for the boys, they will shove carrots up your bum.
One Direction puts me in a fragile state.
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