Orphan lead

Any orphan leading to another

That young boy is orphan lead.

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Leaving an Orphan

Usually performed by defecating in someones toilet other than your own. Then you carefully leave the bathroom and look for somewhere else to wipe. The next person in the bathroom is stunned to see the "orphans" in the toilet. May also be tastefully displayed by first lining the toilet water with carefully folded toilet paper, thereby ensuring your orphans won't drown.

After the golf game I poached in Dr. Hook's bathroom and left an orphan for him.

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Orphan's blood

A drink made from one part cranberry juice, one part apple juice, and two parts sprite or 7-UP.

Although he previously drank fruit punch at every meal, Dave switched to orphan's blood because he preferred the lighter, more subtle flavor.

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Wet orphan

When you are having unsafe sex and your dick breaks, unable to reattach.

Heard about your wet orphan, so sorry.

Black Orphan

When you take a shit in a urinal

*Dan walks out the bathroom*
Frank: "Howd it go in there Dan?"
Dan: "Great, just left the biggest black orphan i've ever dropped off."

Muggy Orphan

When a woman goes to wipe an orphans ass and, in turn, the orphans shits all over her hand - in an erupting fashion.

1. Well you see my Lord, Cheryl went to wipe the orphan's bottom and well.. he sort of exploded his shit all over her horrid face.

2. FUCKING RUN! TIMMY HAS A LOADED MUGGY ORPHAN!

Orphan Metal

a music genre whose sole purpose is to vent the pains of orphans

Batman's song in The Lego Movie is a prime example of orphan metal