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its not a wedgie, but its almost on the way there. its like a wedgie at the bottome of your butt only (girls in yoga pants tend to get them... a lot)
nora and sam were running during track when they noticed all of the girls on their team were being plagued by oven doors!
Similar to a Dutch oven, this is when a girl queaf and pulls the blankets over your head.
That bitch just gave me a Spanish oven
A sexual act wherein a man places his testicles inside a woman's vagina.
*over heard from two builders*
"I was shagging the wife last night, and my heart wasn't really in it. All of a sudden I realised that I had my Plums in the oven."
"What did you do?"
"I retrieved them, didn't I."
The act of warming up your penis with a warming pad and then slapping a tense area of a woman's body to relieve the tension.
"Jessica was super stressed at work today so I gave her an oven otter to relieve the stress."
1. Closing the door after dropping a deuce in order to keep the stank in for the next person.
2. Pulling the covers over your partners head after accidentally dropping a deuce in bed.
1. Some asshole left me a deuce oven in the staff washroom. I almost passed out from that stank!
2. I'll be back in a few minutes ladies. I'm gonna go make you a deuce oven.
3. That deuce oven was so hot you could bake cookies in there!
4. Smell this Bitch! DEUCE OVEN!
Noun Derived from the famous composer Beethoven, this is a term used to describe and denote the female sexual organ
can i see your beef oven love? (imagine 1) said in cockny accent)
2) so when your daughter gets out of school im going to smash her beef oven in...so 3.30 then, yeah?
3) i want to put my roast in tims mothers beef oven
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Oven Eye occurs when a female wearing mascara opens an oven door and bends to peer in instantly, before allowing the steam to escape. The resulting rush of moist heat to the face causes the mascara to react and seriously clump the eyelashes together, making it appear that each eye has a few short, black horns per eyelid, instead of curling, dark lashes.
"Bollocks! I'm going to have to go and do my makeup again, I've got oven eye!"
"Check out those false eyelashes, she looks like she's got oven eye"
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