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OWEN! (say it like that. Shout it.) Is the guy we cannot find
“Hey,where’s OWEN!?!”
“Man where the *beep* is OWEN?!?
“OWENNNNN!!!”
Women- *gives birth*
Doctor - “its a boy”
Women- “damn wtf i dont want him”
Doctor- “oh-“
Women- “name him owen ig”
TWO HOURS LATER
Women- *throws owen in the trash*
Owen- *dies*
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owen likes highschooldxd and any erotic anime
he also likes to talk about how he is a homosexual
wow lookat him his name must be owen
Owen is (probably literally) a twelve year old in an adult's body. He swears more often than a deranged 12 year old, which I guess he is at heart! If you know an Owen, I hope it is not the mess that is the unsocial, emotional wreck that this one is. He's an asshole, as 12 year olds usually are, and can barely go a sentence without throwing in either an insult or a curse word, or both. The dickhead decided to add his own definition of me on here and so I'm getting back at the redneck embarrassment that is this man. He's good company, though.
"Owen oh my fucking god you're 35 get up off the ground and stop crying"
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The quiet boy from school that don't talk to many people, but it's always very polite and lovely to everyone. If you need help he will try his best. You will see him smiling while daydreaming around the hallways, always wearing sweatshirts or clothes like that in pastel colors. Extremely loyal to his friends and, if you get to know him closely, you'll find out he's the sweetest and silliest boy ever.
Owen is so nice!
Goodnight Owen!
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