PB and J

When your on your period and have diarrhea at the same time.

Perrina: Omg girl i just made a PB and J in the school bathroom!!!
Lucy: Ew girl that’s nasty as fuck!!

PB and J

Where you insert a little tube into the tip of the penis, and pumping peanut butter and jelly through.

Hey Brad! Let me give you a PB and J! It’s only gonna hurt a little bit!

California PB & J

Avocado toasts plus peanut butter and jelly on it.

My wife loves the California PB & J I make her for breakfast.

PB&J

Porta-potty Blow Job

I went to the beach last week and got the best PB&J of my life!

PB&J

Penis brain jaw, how you win a fight.

“Hey did you pull a pb&j on that motherfucker”
“Yea man, he won’t act hard no mo”

PB & J

The art of stacking Peanut butter and Jelly inside a sandwich. But always get the ingredients SEPARATE!

' Man this PB & J is so good!'

PB&J

When a guy rubs peanut butter all over his dick and then has sex with a girl on her period.

Guy 1: "So did you and Emily have sex last night?"
Guy2: "No man, she was on her period."
Guy 1: "You should've tried a PB&J!"