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"Post Hole Digger", or the act of digging posts for signs or fences.
Man!, I'm digging post holes for the HighWay Department, because I didn't get my Phd.
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Hey, how'd that dumb ass get the job.
Ohh, you mean Missy? She's got a PHD. (Make hand jester of pushing down a person's head, simulating a blow job, when you say PHD).
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a phd mean a pretty huge dick... see its funny....hahhaa PHD
i have a phd. or you can say : in high school my PHD was very useful.
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Will you hurry the fuck up and give me my credentials already? Because somebody almost (or still could) died because people who think that they are more capable than me are making decisions in my absence. The fact that you aren't willing to give me credit
is hurting more people than it's helping. So hurry the fuck up. I'm seriously losing my temper here. The people around me think I'm not qualified to make decisions and it might have cost a life . This needs to stop. You need to quit fucking around. Expediency us only a problem for people who are literally retarded in comparison to me. If I could whip out the fact that I have whatever credentials I could have saved a life tonight.
Hym "And not a hypothetical life; an actual one. Hurry the fuck up. This really isn't funny any more. Decide whether or not you care and then make a decision and hurry the fuck up. The problem I have with you is the same problem I have with everyone else. You're slow. Hurry the fuck up. This is so fucking boring. It's your turn. Hurry the fuck up. This is fucking ridiculous. Give me my PhD. And that's not an abstraction. I don't need your vague bullshit story about helping people. I ACTUALLY help people. One at a time. At an individual level. Hurry the fuck up."
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PHD - short for (poes hunting douche) generally these profiles are given to tier 2 douchebags. PHD'S are generally nice guys but when a member of the opposite sex is around and the PHD thinks they are attractive enough to do the deed, he transforms into an ancient being capable of being as douchy as can be. ignoring friends and anything in relation to their reguler behaviour. the PHD'S main aim is to impress as much as possible but rarely succeds. PHD'S go as far as lending out playstations xbox's and mainly cigaretts. PHD'S know that they probably wont get what they are looking for but they have strong will power.
reguler guy 1: "hey Kadish where is skye?
reguler guy 2: "Oh he is PHD'ING over there behind jipsy office.
reguler guy 1: man do you think if i ask him for a ciggerate he will give me one?
reguler guy 2: noways man he is saving them for that girl, who is just using him..
reguler guy 1: what a douchebag.
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Usually a term for black women who believe a PHD makes you sexually attractive towards men
Woman: I don't get why high valuable men won't choose me!!
Kevin Samuels: What's your height and dress size:
Woman: 5'3, dress size 14
Kevin Samuels: Mam you are obese and rude, there is no way in hell a high value man will marry you. Pick a struggle.
Woman: but.. I'm a PHD
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PHD Pepper is a parody Dr. Pepper inside a mobile game called Mystic Messenger.
707: I LOVE PHD PEPPER!!!!!!!!!
MC: You mean the remake of Dr. Pepper?