Pilf

Stealing, cleaning friends houses to steal shit

Holy fuck, Jen went over to clean Jeff's house to pilf through all his shit.

I'm just going to the bathroom, don't pilf half my shit.

PILF

Potato I'd like (to) fuck

Hot chick: ugh I look like a potato
Random guy: a PILF

Pilf

N. Priest I’d like to fuck

Damn did you see that priest in mass today he’s such a pilf

PILF

Pregnant I'd Like to Fuck

That woman is such a PILF

PILF

Pop I would like to f***

Geez his a hot PILF, even though he is a poppy he is hot

PILF

A female who is pregnant and a dude would smash stands for “Pregnant I’d Like To Fuck” similar to a “MILF”

My soon to be baby momma looks fine asf she’s definitely a pilf.

PILF

PILF means politician i’d like to fuck. similar to MILF, mother i’d like to fuck. used to describe a good looking politician.

holiday: oh my God look at Beto O’Rourke
hailey: yeah he’s a total PILF